Killer Robot Dating Profile Tee - Funny Sci-Fi Shirt
Free size swap, no return needed
Typically ships in 2-7 business days.
About this tee
A funny sci-fi dating shirt for anyone who has seen a profile photo and immediately developed several reasonable follow-up questions.
A dating profile pairs a stiff man's badly cropped barbecue photo with a deadpan bio. Someone else's arm remains on his shoulder. He claims to want nothing serious, just one specific woman, making the casual presentation feel less reassuring with every detail.
Classic retail fit and true to size. The size guide sits next to the size buttons.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
- Combed ring-spun cotton jersey, heather colours are a blend
- Sizes S to 3XL
- Direct-to-garment print, wash cold inside out
Give it to the friend whose dating stories always require a second explanation.
Keep it looking good
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.
Shipping & our guarantee
Made to order. Every tee is printed after you order, usually within 2-7 business days. Standard US delivery is 5-10 business days and we email your tracking link when the order ships. US shipping is $4.95 flat, and free on orders over $75.
Wrong size? Contact us within 30 days of purchase and we will send a new tee in your requested size. No return needed.
Not right for any reason? Contact us within 30 days of the original purchase for a refund. No return needed, donate it or pass it on to a friend.