Department of Missing Socks Tee | Funny Laundry Shirt in Athletic Heather - front view

Department of Missing Socks Tee | Funny Laundry Shirt

Athletic Heather / S
Sale price  $35.00 USD Regular price $45.00 USD
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Department of Missing Socks Tee | Funny Laundry Shirt
Sale price  $35.00 USD Regular price $45.00 USD
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Bella+Canvas 3001
100% Cotton Solids
Unisex Fit

Typically ships in 2-7 business days.

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About this tee

An official government seal for the household laundry, where every wash eats exactly one sock and nobody files a report.

The print is a navy and cream department badge: an eagle with wings spread over a shield holding a striped sock, a ring of type reading DEPARTMENT OF MISSING SOCKS, and the line CASES REMAIN OPEN along the bottom. Cracked ink texture and a worn circular edge make it look like a stamped seal lifted off a filing cabinet.

Classic retail fit on a soft cotton tee, true to size. The size guide sits beside the size buttons.

  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee
  • Combed ring-spun cotton, heather colourways are a blend
  • Sizes S to 3XL
  • Direct to garment print, made to order
  • Machine wash cold, inside out

For anyone who owns a drawer of unmatched socks and a theory about the dryer.

Keep it looking good

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.

Shipping & our guarantee

Made to order. Every tee is printed after you order, usually within 2-7 business days. Standard US delivery is 5-10 business days and we email your tracking link when the order ships. US shipping is $4.95 flat, and free on orders over $75.

Wrong size? Contact us within 30 days of purchase and we will send a new tee in your requested size. No return needed.

Not right for any reason? Contact us within 30 days of the original purchase for a refund. No return needed, donate it or pass it on to a friend.

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