Department of Missing Socks Tee | Funny Laundry Shirt
Free size swap, no return needed
Typically ships in 2-7 business days.
About this tee
An official government seal for the household laundry, where every wash eats exactly one sock and nobody files a report.
The print is a navy and cream department badge: an eagle with wings spread over a shield holding a striped sock, a ring of type reading DEPARTMENT OF MISSING SOCKS, and the line CASES REMAIN OPEN along the bottom. Cracked ink texture and a worn circular edge make it look like a stamped seal lifted off a filing cabinet.
Classic retail fit on a soft cotton tee, true to size. The size guide sits beside the size buttons.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee
- Combed ring-spun cotton, heather colourways are a blend
- Sizes S to 3XL
- Direct to garment print, made to order
- Machine wash cold, inside out
For anyone who owns a drawer of unmatched socks and a theory about the dryer.
Keep it looking good
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.
Shipping & our guarantee
Made to order. Every tee is printed after you order, usually within 2-7 business days. Standard US delivery is 5-10 business days and we email your tracking link when the order ships. US shipping is $4.95 flat, and free on orders over $75.
Wrong size? Contact us within 30 days of purchase and we will send a new tee in your requested size. No return needed.
Not right for any reason? Contact us within 30 days of the original purchase for a refund. No return needed, donate it or pass it on to a friend.