Asleep By Nine Tee - Funny Date Night Parents Shirt
Light Blue / S
Sale price
$35.00 USD
Regular price $45.00 USD
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Asleep By Nine Tee - Funny Date Night Parents Shirt
Sale price
$35.00 USD
Regular price $45.00 USD
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Free size swap, no return needed
Bella+Canvas 3001
100% Cotton Solids
Unisex Fit
Typically ships in 2-7 business days.
About this tee
A funny parents t-shirt for anyone whose big night out now ends with both of them asleep on the sofa by nine.
The print runs a price list across the top and the punchline along the bottom, with the sitter's rate spelled out and the rest of the evening left unpriced. In between, the two of them have given up on the film, a popcorn bowl is balanced on a knee, the clock reads nine and one shoe is already on the floor.
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Classic retail fit, true to size, with the size guide beside the size buttons.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey, direct-to-garment print
- Sizes S to 3XL
- Soft ring-spun cotton, heather colourways are a cotton blend
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low
A good one for new parents, tired parents, and anyone who has paid a sitter more than they spent on the evening.
Keep it looking good
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.
Shipping & our guarantee
Made to order. Every tee is printed after you order, usually within 2-7 business days. Standard US delivery is 5-10 business days and we email your tracking link when the order ships. US shipping is $4.95 flat, and free on orders over $75.
Wrong size? Contact us within 30 days of purchase and we will send a new tee in your requested size. No return needed.
Not right for any reason? Contact us within 30 days of the original purchase for a refund. No return needed, donate it or pass it on to a friend.