You Shall Not Parse Tee - Funny Developer Shirt
Free size swap, no return needed
Typically ships in 2-7 business days.
About this tee
A funny developer shirt for programmers who have spent enough time with error messages to recognize a proper fantasy standoff.
YOU SHALL NOT PARSE appears above a lone robed wizard facing a towering glow of errors. The parchment-style engraving gives a malformed configuration file the scale of a siege. One stubborn parser has become the final obstacle between the developer and a peaceful afternoon.
Classic retail fit and true to size. The size guide sits next to the size buttons.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
- Combed ring-spun cotton jersey, heather colours are a blend
- Sizes S to 3XL
- Direct-to-garment print, wash cold inside out
A gift for the developer who finally fixed the error after everyone went home.
Keep it looking good
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.
Shipping & our guarantee
Made to order. Every tee is printed after you order, usually within 2-7 business days. Standard US delivery is 5-10 business days and we email your tracking link when the order ships. US shipping is $4.95 flat, and free on orders over $75.
Wrong size? Contact us within 30 days of purchase and we will send a new tee in your requested size. No return needed.
Not right for any reason? Contact us within 30 days of the original purchase for a refund. No return needed, donate it or pass it on to a friend.