Secondhand Laser Sword Tee - Sci-Fi Classified Shirt
Free size swap, no return needed
Typically ships in 2-7 business days.
About this tee
A funny sci-fi shirt for prop collectors who recognize the unusually specific complaints that appear in a secondhand equipment listing.
A classified listing pairs a laser sword hilt diagram with fussy condition notes about battery life and scorching on the grip. The format makes a fictional weapon seem like a disappointing used appliance. Impressive technology apparently still comes with very ordinary ownership problems.
Classic retail fit and true to size. The size guide sits next to the size buttons.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
- Combed ring-spun cotton jersey, heather colours are a blend
- Sizes S to 3XL
- Direct-to-garment print, wash cold inside out
A gift for the collector who reads every condition note before asking more questions.
Keep it looking good
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.
Shipping & our guarantee
Made to order. Every tee is printed after you order, usually within 2-7 business days. Standard US delivery is 5-10 business days and we email your tracking link when the order ships. US shipping is $4.95 flat, and free on orders over $75.
Wrong size? Contact us within 30 days of purchase and we will send a new tee in your requested size. No return needed.
Not right for any reason? Contact us within 30 days of the original purchase for a refund. No return needed, donate it or pass it on to a friend.