Honorable Guild of Cancelled Plans Shirt - Funny Introvert Tee - Anti Social Gift
Free size swap, no return needed
Typically ships in 2-7 business days.
About this tee
A crest with all the ceremony of an old trade guild, awarded for one skill: cancelling plans and feeling absolutely nothing about it.
The joke is in the formality. A real guild would never admit this membership, and that is the whole gag. It reads like something with a charter, and it belongs to people who would rather stay in.
Unisex crew neck in soft combed cotton, cut straight through the body with room to move. Sizes S to 3XL, true to size.
- 100 percent combed cotton, midweight and opaque
- Direct to garment print, soft to the touch
- Ribbed neck and double stitched hems
- Print sits high on the chest, about 30 cm wide
- Cold wash inside out, hang dry
An easy gift for the friend who replies with a thumbs up and then does not come.
Original illustration.
Keep it looking good
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.
Shipping & our guarantee
Made to order. Every tee is printed after you order, usually within 2-7 business days. Standard US delivery is 5-10 business days and we email your tracking link when the order ships. US shipping is $4.95 flat, and free on orders over $75.
Wrong size? Contact us within 30 days of purchase and we will send a new tee in your requested size. No return needed.
Not right for any reason? Contact us within 30 days of the original purchase for a refund. No return needed, donate it or pass it on to a friend.