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Flat Pack Rage Tee - Furniture Assembly Shirt

S / Black
Sale price  $34.00 USD Regular price $45.00 USD
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Flat Pack Rage Tee - Furniture Assembly Shirt
Sale price  $34.00 USD Regular price $45.00 USD
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Bella+Canvas 3001
100% Cotton Solids
Unisex Fit

Typically ships in 2-7 business days.

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About this tee

A funny furniture assembly shirt for people who begin with confidence and finish having a serious disagreement with a hex key.

Two panels show a calm builder becoming a roaring silhouette over furniture panels, with a hex key in the frame. The transformation makes assembling a shelf look like an origin story. The instruction sheet has apparently underestimated the emotional stakes involved.

Classic retail fit and true to size. The size guide sits next to the size buttons.

  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
  • Combed ring-spun cotton jersey, heather colours are a blend
  • Sizes S to 3XL
  • Direct-to-garment print, wash cold inside out

A housewarming gift for the friend who has assembled enough furniture for one lifetime.

Keep it looking good

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.

Shipping & our guarantee

Made to order. Every tee is printed after you order, usually within 2-7 business days. Standard US delivery is 5-10 business days and we email your tracking link when the order ships. US shipping is $4.95 flat, and free on orders over $75.

Wrong size? Contact us within 30 days of purchase and we will send a new tee in your requested size. No return needed.

Not right for any reason? Contact us within 30 days of the original purchase for a refund. No return needed, donate it or pass it on to a friend.

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