Dorian Gray Portrait Tee in Silver - front view

Antique Portrait, Gold Frame Tee - Gothic Book Humor

Silver / S
Sale price  $35.00 USD Regular price $45.00 USD
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Antique Portrait, Gold Frame Tee - Gothic Book Humor
Sale price  $35.00 USD Regular price $45.00 USD
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Bella+Canvas 3001
100% Cotton Solids
Unisex Fit

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About this tee

A gothic book humor tee for readers who suspect a suspiciously ordinary secondhand listing might conceal a fairly serious curse.

A phone listing shows a gilded portrait photographed in an attic above a white app card. The painting ages instead of its owner, who would now like it gone. The casual warnings make a supernatural problem sound like someone clearing out spare furniture.

Classic retail fit and true to size. The size guide sits next to the size buttons.

  • Bella+Canvas 3001 tee
  • Combed ring-spun cotton jersey, heather colours are a blend
  • Unisex sizes S to 3XL
  • Direct-to-garment print, wash cold inside out

Give it to the reader who checks the antique frame before asking about the haunting.

Keep it looking good

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.

Shipping & our guarantee

Made to order. Every tee is printed after you order, usually within 2-7 business days. Standard US delivery is 5-10 business days and we email your tracking link when the order ships. US shipping is $4.95 flat, and free on orders over $75.

Wrong size? Contact us within 30 days of purchase and we will send a new tee in your requested size. No return needed.

Not right for any reason? Contact us within 30 days of the original purchase for a refund. No return needed, donate it or pass it on to a friend.

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