Close The Beach Tee - Shark Summer Blockbuster Parody Shirt
Free size swap, no return needed
Typically ships in 2-7 business days.
About this tee
A shark movie parody tee for summer blockbuster fans who think the sensible solution deserves a little more screen time.
A police chief hammers a sign into the sand while a shark fin circles offshore and beachgoers pack up. CLOSE. THE. BEACH. sits in a navy banner below. The sunny movie scene resolves the entire emergency in three minutes. Everyone can go home.
Classic retail fit and true to size. The size guide sits next to the size buttons.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 tee
- Combed ring-spun cotton jersey, heather colours are a blend
- Unisex sizes S to 3XL
- Direct-to-garment print, wash cold inside out
A gift for the movie watcher who starts solving the plot before the opening credits finish.
Keep it looking good
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.
Shipping & our guarantee
Made to order. Every tee is printed after you order, usually within 2-7 business days. Standard US delivery is 5-10 business days and we email your tracking link when the order ships. US shipping is $4.95 flat, and free on orders over $75.
Wrong size? Contact us within 30 days of purchase and we will send a new tee in your requested size. No return needed.
Not right for any reason? Contact us within 30 days of the original purchase for a refund. No return needed, donate it or pass it on to a friend.