Chihuahua vs Kaiju Tee
Free size swap, no return needed
Typically ships in 2-7 business days.
About this tee
A movie-poster parody tee that puts the smallest dog on earth against the biggest monster it can find.
The print is drawn like a Saturday matinee creature feature: an enormous scaled monster fills the background, towers are falling behind it, and in the foreground a chihuahua stands its ground, barking. The headline sits across the top in cracked slab type, and the tagline underneath promises ruin. The joke is pure scale: one tiny trembling dog refusing to back down from something that could flatten a city block, which is what chihuahuas do to every visitor at the door.
Classic retail fit on a soft cotton tee. The size guide sits beside the size buttons.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee
- Combed ring-spun cotton, heather colourways are a blend
- Sizes S to 3XL
- Direct to garment print, made to order
- Machine wash cold, inside out
For the dog that has never admitted being scared.
Keep it looking good
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.
Shipping & our guarantee
Made to order. Every tee is printed after you order, usually within 2-7 business days. Standard US delivery is 5-10 business days and we email your tracking link when the order ships. US shipping is $4.95 flat, and free on orders over $75.
Wrong size? Contact us within 30 days of purchase and we will send a new tee in your requested size. No return needed.
Not right for any reason? Contact us within 30 days of the original purchase for a refund. No return needed, donate it or pass it on to a friend.