Born to Be Mild Tee - Funny Minivan Dad Shirt
Light Blue / S
Sale price
$35.00 USD
Regular price $45.00 USD
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Born to Be Mild Tee - Funny Minivan Dad Shirt
Sale price
$35.00 USD
Regular price $45.00 USD
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Free size swap, no return needed
Bella+Canvas 3001
100% Cotton Solids
Unisex Fit
Typically ships in 2-7 business days.
About this tee
A funny biker parody shirt for minivan dads whose rebellious streak ends somewhere around the medium salsa aisle.
BORN TO BE MILD arches over a spread-wing eagle gripping a boxy minivan. A gold ribbon reads MEDIUM SALSA ONLY. The printed embroidered-patch style gives the school run outlaw credentials, even if the most dangerous cargo is an open snack bag.
Classic retail fit and true to size. The size guide sits next to the size buttons.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
- Combed ring-spun cotton jersey, heather colours are a blend
- Sizes S to 3XL
- Direct-to-garment print, wash cold inside out
Give it to the dad who checks the tire pressure before getting wild.
Keep it looking good
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.
Shipping & our guarantee
Made to order. Every tee is printed after you order, usually within 2-7 business days. Standard US delivery is 5-10 business days and we email your tracking link when the order ships. US shipping is $4.95 flat, and free on orders over $75.
Wrong size? Contact us within 30 days of purchase and we will send a new tee in your requested size. No return needed.
Not right for any reason? Contact us within 30 days of the original purchase for a refund. No return needed, donate it or pass it on to a friend.